Sunday, November 05, 2006

Hard lipstick?!

The Irish took my lipstick this afternoon. Damn them. They said it was a gel!

Correction...they said that only "hard lipstick" can go into hand luggage.

Hard lipstick? What the hell is that?

5 comments:

Rhonda said...

I hear Ireland is the birthplace of drag. Perhaps, a performer named Tara Titsoff is singing Cher and Liza Minelli tunes in a gay bar in Ireland.

SMO said...

Yeah? Well I had a bottle of jerk sauce confiscated. An un-opened, un-tampered with, bought behind security lines at the airport bottle of jerk sauce. I was not pleased and I was sure to let the security fucktard know that.

Meesh said...

But- but- but that still doesn't tell me what "Hard Lipstick" means!

Rhonda said...

Maybe it means that, the next time you go to Ireland, you should rub your tube of lipstick?

Anonymous said...

Really Damn! I can't imagine if they took my red lipstick!!!