The Irish took my lipstick this afternoon. Damn them. They said it was a gel!
Correction...they said that only "hard lipstick" can go into hand luggage.
Hard lipstick? What the hell is that?
Sunday, November 05, 2006
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I hear Ireland is the birthplace of drag. Perhaps, a performer named Tara Titsoff is singing Cher and Liza Minelli tunes in a gay bar in Ireland.
Yeah? Well I had a bottle of jerk sauce confiscated. An un-opened, un-tampered with, bought behind security lines at the airport bottle of jerk sauce. I was not pleased and I was sure to let the security fucktard know that.
But- but- but that still doesn't tell me what "Hard Lipstick" means!
Maybe it means that, the next time you go to Ireland, you should rub your tube of lipstick?
Really Damn! I can't imagine if they took my red lipstick!!!
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